I put this Dlisted post in the links yesterday because we don’t have access to the photos – Adrien Brody making kissy-faces with Paris Hilton. Is your crush over now? I asked this less than a month ago – “Was Adrien Brody ever cool?” Y’all can officially be over him now, right? And if the Paris thing wasn’t enough, how about this sight, of Adrien promoting himself in Cannes – wearing a shiny brown leather (pleather?!?) suit. Gross. Disgusting. Totally f-cking K-Fed. What’s worse is that I actually think Brody probably thinks it’s so anti-fashion, it’s cool. It’s not.

There were some other notable (and notably bad) fashion choices in Cannes. Like little Rachel Bilson, who needs a new f-cking stylist:

Guess who thinks she’s high-fashion, y’all? La Beckinsale. Easter egg sack.

Mischa Barton lost some weight and is back to doing the “I’m emaciated and I’m in a sack” style. It wouldn’t be so bad, except for the corpsey makeup and styling.

Seriously, what is going to take to get Elizabeth Banks a new stylist? She’s so cute, and her style is always unbelievably horrid.

Sorry they were all bad fashion statements today! For more photos from Cannes, Pop Sugar has a good slideshow. Emily Brunt actually looks amazing in Cannes, I just didn’t feel like putting her up.

Header: Adrien in Cannes on May 19, 2010. Credit: WENN.