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Chris Martin can’t get sex and candy in the US

By Mia Walsh |


Chris Martin in NY on 6/27/08. Credit: Fame. Toffee Crisp image credit: HTUK on Wikipedia.

Rock stars, especially lead singers and drummers for some reason, never have a shortage of women ready to jump into bed, or the back of the tour bus, whichever’s closer. Even if they’re butt-ugly, musicians get chicks, and pretty much any kind of candy they’re looking for, too. Any kind of chocolate, fruity and nose candy are readily available. For that reason, Chris Martin’s answers when asked if there was anything he can get in Britain that he can’t get in the US, his answer was unexpected.

When asked if there is anything he can get in Britain but not in America, Chris smiled and replied: “Laid. Oh and maybe a Toffee Crisp.

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In what I’m choosing to interpret as endearing, Chris Martin only gets some lovin’ in the UK, where he lives with his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. This would lead one to believe that Martin is a faithful guy, and with all the cheating and lying in the news lately, that’s rather sweet and refreshing. They’re an odd couple, but they’re odd people separate or together, so this may be one that just works. Even though I’m not a fan of either one of them, the hopeless romantic in me hopes that even two completely insufferable people like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin can find a way to make it work. Maybe the not being seen in public together thing is just because they know to stay away from each other as much as possible in order for their marriage to last.

So, that takes care of the getting laid bit, now on to the Toffee Crisp part. Any sweets you get in the US do not taste the same as in the UK, so my best and only advice would be to pack a candy case, a large one.