I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one knows how to bring the drama like Lindsay Lohan. Except maybe Paris Hilton. Lindsay and her Twitter fingers have gotten in a lot of trouble lately. You know how some people get those insane urges to drunk dial? Lohan gets them too – but just in her fingers. She’s twittering all sorts of things that are getting her in trouble lately – like accusing Justin Timberlake of cheating on Jessica Biel. It was a veiled reference but obviously Lindsay knows everyone and their cat is going to pay attention to whatever crap she posts.

Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated Justin Timberlake at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat (see above).

Only problem is, JT is still publicly together with Jessica Biel!

Why would you cheat, JT?

In a crowded club, of all places???

Timberlake was so limber off Patron shots that he started dancing alone atop his booth (see top photo). He also treated guests (including Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson) to a three-minute breakdance in which he rolled around the floor and accidentally crashed into surrounding patrons.

Classy!

Lohan, just a few feet from the scene, Tweeted when she saw JT with the brunette around three a.m.: “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?” she wrote.

Burn!

[From Poison Ivy]

Poison Ivy has the photos on their website of Justin dancing at the club, and they’re nothing exceptional or indicative of cheating. Just indicative of dancing. I do totally think JT is cheating on JB, but only because I can’t figure out why he wouldn’t. She can be gorgeous or hideous depending on the lighting, but either way, in terms of personality, she’s the walking equivalent of a vanilla latte. She’s the khaki pants to JT’s William Rast. You get the point. She’s there and not really offensive or anything, but I still don’t get why she’s there.

So how’d Lohan explain the whole thing? Oh you know, her Twitter account was hacked. Again. Really, what are the odds someone could have so many technical issues – even someone as dumb as Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan has been going as Twitter crazy as all the other celebs these days, chronicling her family birthdays, deep thoughts and whatever comes to mind. But despite a cryptic Tweet and a dark picture she shared from nightclub The Avenue that read “So dark – where’s jb cheater?” that seemed to accuse Justin Timberlake of cheating on Jessica Biel that night, LiLo says she’s not sticking her nose in anyone else’s business.

Today she replied to Perez Hilton’s story about her catching JT kissing another girl at the club, tweeting, “I don’t twitter about my personal life! Let alone, someone else’s life! I’ve learned my lesson some time ago. Just trying to clear the air! And I’m tired of changing my password every other day!”

The second part of her message seemed to refer to someone who’s been trying to hack into her Twitter account.

[From OK!]

She used the same excuse with her email account a million times. Though I’m sure there are plenty of losers out there with nothing better to do than to try and get into Lohan’s Twitter – is it legitimate that it could be happening so often? Samantha Ronson once pointed out how convenient it is that whenever Lohan writes something she later regrets, it’s always just because her account was hacked. She’s never responsible for anything. Which is funny, because the hacker always posts stuff that sounds just like Lohan, as petty as Lohan, and as dumb as Lohan. Along with posting private things and innuendo about stuff only she’d know. It’s her lame digital version of “the dog ate it.”

But I still think she’s right about Justin Timberlake.

Here’s Jessica and Justin at the Costume Institute Gala on 5/3/09. Images thanks to Fame Pictures . Header of them out in NY on 3/8/09. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.