First, Kim posted this ^^ on her social media over the weekend. It’s her cover for Love Magazine. This is the photoshoot she did several months ago, where she bleached her eyebrows. I guess Miuccia Prada and Kim interviewed each other? Blah. I’m sure we’ll get more photos at some point.

Anyway, let’s discuss the new trailer for Season 10 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I know, I know, you guys aren’t interested at all. Right? Except this is so stupid, it’s actually enjoyable. Gossip filler, as I always say. The most interesting thing to me is that Kris Jenner is worried that Kylie and Kendall Jenner aren’t following the same trajectory as the older girls, which is to say… Kendall and Kylie aren’t very interested in being part of the Kardashian Circus anymore. One of the funniest lines to me is from Kim, who seems to be referencing Kendall Jenner’s shoe line, saying: “I’m not buying her a f–king pair of shoes, I bought her a f—king career.” BURN!!! Still, Kim speaks the truth. Kim’s fake ass bought careers for the whole family. Here’s the trailer:

You know how I’ve been saying Bruce has had so much work done, he looks like Billie Jean King? (Or did I just say that privately to CB?) In any case, Bruce’s face in photos is nothing compared to his face in motion. OH MY GOD.

Yesterday morning, Kim also tweeted this: “Up all night redoing my whole wardrobe with Kanye….. I’m so ready for new looks for the New Year! New 2015 vision.” OH MY GOD. 2015 is going to bring us even more Kim-as-Kanye’s-Barbie-Doll. Kanye really needs to stop dressing Kim up. He’s making her look worse, and that’s quite a feat.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Instagram.