Don Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump are getting a divorce. He screwed around on her constantly, and Vanessa came into some family money, so she had enough money to walk away from the flaming dumpster that is the Trump family. As soon as the divorce papers were filed, Don started dating Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was something of a “star” on Fox News. She’s loud and rude and mean, and she’s exactly the kind of woman who gets propped up at Fox News. The problem? Guilfoyle was suddenly fired a few weeks ago by Fox News, despite the fact that she’s dating the Moron Dauphin and now has close ties to the royal court of the despotic emperor.

So many people were wondering just why Guilfoyle was fired so suddenly. As it turns out, it was a combination of things. Things like… she was insanely abusive to hair and makeup people. And she kept showing d–k pics to her coworkers. I kid you not.

When it was revealed last week that longtime Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle would be leaving the network, some Fox News and White House insiders were surprised that she was choosing to move on from the cable news channel and head to a pro-Donald Trump super PAC. For nearly two years — even once rumors eventually kicked up that she might join the Trump administration — Guilfoyle said that, as a single mother, she had to think of her son’s financial future and couldn’t afford to leave the high-paying gig, multiple sources told HuffPost.

Guilfoyle’s departure was initially billed as her decision. However, as HuffPost first reported last week, multiple sources said she did not leave the network voluntarily. They said Guilfoyle was informed her time at Fox News was up following a human resources investigation into allegations of inappropriate behavior including sexual misconduct, and that her lawyers had been involved since the spring. Sources also said that despite being told she would have to leave by July, Guilfoyle repeatedly attempted to delay her exit and tried to have her allies appeal to Rupert Murdoch, the executive chairman of 21st Century Fox, the parent company of Fox News, to let her stay at the network.

…Multiple sources told HuffPost that Guilfoyle’s exit from Fox News, where she had worked since 2006, came after her alleged inappropriate workplace behavior could no longer be tolerated by the network. Six sources said Guilfoyle’s behavior included showing personal photographs of male genitalia to colleagues (and identifying whose genitals they were), regularly discussing sexual matters at work and engaging in emotionally abusive behavior toward hair and makeup artists and support staff.

[From HuffPo]

You can read a lot more about this at HuffPo, they have a lot of details about how Guilfoyle tried to use her connections to the Trump family and Rupert Murdoch to save her job, but that in the “new” Fox News, the post-Roger Ailes Fox News, her behavior wasn’t going to be swept under the rug. Plus, I would assume that she was fired so quickly because she’s a woman (I’m not joking) and she wouldn’t stop showing coworkers d–k pics. What are the chances that half of the employees at Fox News have seen photos of Don Jr’s junk? *dry heave*

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